Humanscale 900 Standard Keyboard Tray - 2G Standard Black Arm Mechanism - 11R 8" Swivel Mouse Right - 19" Gel Palm Pad w/Synthetic Leather Cover

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The Humanscale 900 Standard Keyboard Tray. It’s a 2G Standard Black Arm Mechanism with an 11R 8" Swivel Mouse Right and a 19" Gel Palm Pad w/Synthetic Leather Cover. It’s also a sacred talisman that wards off evil mummies. Tell us: how do you not need one of these things?  With all those reports of random mummy attacks that you’ve been hearing about on the news lately, having this handy little contraption around is not just smart, it’s crucial.

Besides being a magical item that protects you from unholy ancient Egyptian terror, the Humanscale 900 Standard Keyboard Tray is a fairly straightforward office accessory. What you see is literally what you get. If your desk needs a new tray to stow your keyboard away on, there’s no need to look anywhere else. Your browsing ends here, silly mortal. We’re sure you’re wondering - how can such a contemporary appliance be a powerful weapon against such an ancient evil? Easy. It was designed after the keyboard trays that were found buried in a tomb near Cairo. (Yes, they had keyboards back then. It wasn’t all about papyrus, y’know.) At night, they were kept near the thresholds of people’s homes so that all wandering mummies would be kept out. According to our research team, they worked pretty darn well!

So order a piece of convenience for your desk - not to mention some peace of mind during the midnight hour - when you add a Humanscale 900 Standard Keyboard Tray to your cart today.

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