Polycom VSX 7000 Subwoofer (2215-20255-201)

Polycom

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Gophers, man. They drive us nuts. They’ve got those nibbling little teeth, that excellent posture, those extensive tunneling abilities. Who do they think they are, anyway? The Polycom VSX 7000 Subwoofer (2215-20255-201) would like to know. It comes from a long line of stereo equipment that have been persecuted by gopher-kind so it knows what they’re capable of. But even so, can this subwoofer stop itself from falling in love with a the ruling queen of the gophers before it’s too late?

We don’t want to overwhelm you. A subwoofer developing feelings for the matriarchal ruler of the entire gopher race? As concepts go, that’s not the most easy to swallow. But you must be aware of this before you order a Polycom VSX 7000 Subwoofer (2215-20255-201) for yourself. You must know that it is conflicted inside, like we humans are, even if it is just another audio accessory on the outside. It cannot forgive the gophers for what they have done to the subwoofers in general, but it will be able to open its heart to their leader.

Aww. Is this romantic or what?

All that lovey dovey crap aside, we gotta say: the Polycom VSX 7000 Subwoofer (2215-20255-201) makes a great subwoofer. It can woof all of your subs in record time. It can also make all bass noise streamed through it sound buzzy and hummy, just how you like it.  Our advice to you: just make sure it doesn’t have any overnight gopher guests too often. (Really.)

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